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Vlasta is someone who doesnt give a shit, about anything. Vlasta can be described as rarely arguing individual. (Because they just dont give a fuck.) Usually they are pretty smart and can be actually nice as person but i wouldnt be facing those chances. (Nice Vlasta has around 3% spawn rate.) But if you win the lottery they can make good/decent companion.
Josef: Is Vlasta coming?
Peter: He said he doesnt know but if he shows up it should be pretty funny.
Josef: Why?
Peter: Because his last contact with human race was last week when he accidently turn on his discord.
Vlasta by Zorinko February 2, 2023
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Beautiful, radient,
The model is so Vlasta.
Vlasta by thisiscrazy February 4, 2010
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VLASTA by Vlasta's lover April 6, 2022

SON OF VLASTA 

You may think he is just a normal son, but he is a son of VLASTA.
Vlasta is the most desirable women in the whole world.
Everyone loves Vlasta.

"Gor trga"
Look, it's the SON OF VLASTA! I hope he sucks my dick he is so hot

Vlastral 

A hot male anthro goat with crystal horns
“Is that Vlastral?”
Yes, I love him
Vlastral by Whore_ni December 15, 2021
Vaastav is a Hindi word which means "The Reality". (Haqeeqat in Urdu)
Vaastav mein kisi bhi insan ko haq nahi ke woh dosre ki jaan le...

(dialogue from the film Vaastav)
Vaastav by Cool-like-ice5 March 24, 2011

vladtastic

Something that is insanely and/or tremendously awesome; a person or thing saturated in asskickery.
Person 1: Whoa! Check out that dude riding on that T-Rex!
Person 2: He's so fucking Vladtastic!
vladtastic by punchline March 6, 2005