Vastafication

noun. The modern day term for the fetish a male posseses concerning a womans foot and/or feet. One with this condition tends to engage in vigorous sexual encounters with the feet and the feet alone. Extreme sexual gratification comes from this condition for this person

"So one time Rocco decided to perform Vastafication on his girlfriends feet. She put them together and he rubbed his man junk all up in it. He sir, he laied the Alaskan Pipeline to her feet"

by Tyjuice Nukkaballa December 28, 2005

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Rastafication

When Rasta's invade a country and try to influence Rasta culture on a non-rasta country.

Person 1: Nice, heard the Rasta's are about to invade us tommrow.
Person 2: You no what that means.
Person 1: Rastafication?
Person 2: Yeah man! Get to smoke some reefa!!!!!!!!!

by LuvDaChronic September 16, 2009

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Vistafication

When a highly anticipated tech product is released to the public with undisclosed major flaws creating generally overblown PR mayhem, including but not limited to: Tech blogger rants and link-baiting; fanboy tears, anguish, disbelief and excuses; impotent manufacturer patches and/or fixes; repeated BP-ish responses from corporate executives; snarky comments enclosed in competitor's advertisements; open letters from populist-whore politicians; angry rants from Whoopi Goldberg; some sort of obligatory but thoughtless comment from Steve Wozniak. Named for the the Microsoft Product Windows Vista.

The Apple iPhone 4 was regarded as the greatest smartphone ever, or at least until it was discovered that the antennae system was slightly less capable than Abe Vigoda's unmedicated penis and subsequently underwent a complete and public Vistafication.

by Prostate of Grace July 15, 2010

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