Skip to main content

"vanished like a fart in the wind" 

1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.
When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!

vanished 

disappear suddenly and completely.
Mary: Hey John, did you see my mom?????
John: Nope.
Mary : I think my mom vanished in the air!
vanished by Silliam March 6, 2016

disa-fukin-vanished  

v.intr. dis-ə-'fukN-'van-isht

meaningless intesive description of a lost/missing item or person that has no chance of ever being found again: Will remain unfound until the end of time: Is now non existent.
The brain cells that I use for remembering to give a shit have disa-fukin-vanished since last nights drinking festival.

Jimmy Hoffa disa-fukin-vanished on July 1975.

vanished like a fart in the wind 

To disappear and be 'unseen' to the wind like a fart .

VanishedSumo826 

/VanishedSumo826 has removed breathing privileges

vanishedlove 

Vanishedlove on tik tok is a robloxian tik toker who makes content based on roblox games and have 327 followers .She speaks up topics about scams,blm (black lives matter),bullying,racism and further on! Vanishedloves pronouns are her/she,she loves to make people smile!
Lewis: Do you know vanishedlove on tik tok?
Jacob: ah yes I love her!
vanishedlove by Vanishedlove February 21, 2021