Two Front 

The worst hall you can live in because it's full of fucktards.

Guy in Three Front: Hey, where do you live now?
Guy Who Used to be in Three Front: Two Front.
Guy in Three Front: Oh... fucktard.

Two Front by ThreeFront4Life May 9, 2011

two front teeth

Something That You Want The Most For Christmas. From the song "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth."

That 56" High Def Tv Is My Two Front Teeth!

two front teeth by Tim Godsil December 24, 2007

two front war

When you date two different girls that are friends, and both of them just now found out that you also date their friend.

Please dont till anyone at work that im banging Emily at sales departement. Specially not mention it to Hanna at engineering. Im trying to avoid a two front war

two front war by ISbit February 18, 2017

I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth 

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I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth

I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Two Passengers Up Front 

A woman with nice big boobs.

She has Two Passengers Up Front.

Two Passengers Up Front by X_herb July 23, 2011

Two-Fronts War 

This primarily occurs only with males. The Two-Fronts War happens while standing to piss and your bowels begin to move in order to evacuate thus beginning the struggle to piss while not also shitting oneself.

I was at the urinal trying to piss when all of a sudden the Two-Fronts War broke out.

Two-Fronts War by Jrodddr September 28, 2018

war on two fronts 

When you and your boi are hittin it hard from both sides and you both cum at the same time, leading to a friendly alliance lasting for 15 years

"Oh hell yeah me and James totally gave Molly the war on two fronts, we're like best buds now"

war on two fronts by pompenguin December 6, 2016