Twisteric

Trolling twitter timelines to find some vague tweet you can twist the words of so as to become hysterically offended.

She went completely twisterical over a minor political tweet by the president

by Matisse1234 April 17, 2017

Oreo Twister

Anal sex between men creating a slurry of poop and spooge as the end result.

Pete and Bruce are oreo twisters for sure, they were slamming each other behind the bar.

by nullifyit2 June 16, 2021

twitoric

a writing style one adopts on Twitter, in order not to exceed the allotted 140 characters

I can read half a page of regular text quicker than one line of cryptic twitoric.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 14, 2011

Uncle Twister

Uncle Twister also known as "The Great One" is known through-out the internet as a well known figure. He is mostly known from the world of Mario Kart Wii, Skype & Youtube bringing joy to others around him. Some also refur to this man as the "Modern Day Jesus" He has many disciples who treat him with the upmost amount of respect.

Uncle Twister is The Great One.

by TheIntimidator82 February 18, 2012

twitteridiot

Noun: 1. Person who uses Twitter to broadcast asinine pronouncements, petty complaints, churlish insults, insane misjudgments, misogynistic rantings, reckless accusations, absurd vulgarities, vindictiveness unlimited, and/or unhinged ravings, seemingly unaware or unconcerned with their veracity, propriety or wisdom.

2. Person who apparently does not realize how Twitter works, and that others much smarter than one's self will be seeing and reading posted tweets and passing judgment on the character of the writer. (Note: Definition 2 does not preclude Definition 1.)

1. That Donald — such a twitteridiot to be tweeting in the middle of the night about trivial slights.

2. Grandpa's a total twitteridiot; he confuses tweeting with private texting.

by I'mTheDoctor2 December 17, 2016

testerical

Behaving crazed or unreasonably because of excessive levels of testosterone. Over reacting in an angry or jealous way.

Relax, Dick! You don't have to get all testerical on me!

by sorrow jones December 6, 2010

Ricky-Twister

The act of masturbating ones penis by twisting it without the use of lubrication.

Matt: Man i am Really horny right now!!!
Tony: What the fuck dude?!?!?
Matt: Don't make it weird, i could just really go for a ricky-twister right now.

by Nerdmeister June 20, 2016