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Turnt Around 

The state of having no sense of direction while being turnt.
"I would have gotten home if I were not so turnt around last night."
Turnt Around by yung_memer_2k16 December 3, 2016

Turn around make me frown 

When you're walking down the street and you see a woman with a nice booty walking in front of you. You are now infatuated until she turns around and you see that she in fact, looks like a horse.
*walking around at school
Guy 1: dude that girl is hot
Guy 2: wait for it
*girl turns around
Guy 1: DAMN SHE UGLY
Guy 2: that is a what I call a turn around make me frown.

Turn-around dumper 

When a male begins to urinate and realizes he also has to deficate, therefor requiring a turn around squat to the toilet.
I went into the bathroom to piss but ended up having to hit a turn-around dumper.

I felt like Kobe when I had to hit the turn-around dumper in the bathroom.
Turn-around dumper by Rdeezy98 April 18, 2017

Vermont turn-around 

Based on the Green Mountain form of a U-turn, which is when you pull your car past a street, throw it in reverse and back down the street. Then enable your turn signal (because you’re not an Masshole) and pull out going the other direction.

As a sexual act, it’s pretty straight forward. Or straight backward, really. It’s when a girl (preferably of the green mountain variety, because girls from VT are known to be hot AF) walks past a dude. Stops in her tracks, and throws that ass in reverse towards said green mountain boy. Backs it up until she’s right on his Dakin Farm summer sausage. She then proceeds to ride him like a Morgan horse while feeding him Cabot cheddar cheese and/or Ben & Jerry’s. At climax, he shoots his 100% pure maple syrup into her homemade apple pie. She gets up and walks in the opposite direction towards some dope fall foliage.
“Jenny came over last night and gave me a Vermont turn-around. Girls from Burlington are straight up freaks man.”
Vermont turn-around by Nifs September 12, 2020

the turn around 

When you go to the restroom with the intention of urinating, but you fart, and then have to turn around to poop.
Girl: what took you so long?

Boy: sorry, girl, had to stay for the turn around, real quick...
the turn around by ElChe23 November 10, 2015

Turn around let down 

A girl who looks really hot from the backside, but as soon as she turns around, you see that she's old, not attractive, ugly, etc....
That girl over there, I was checking her out until I saw the front. She was a turn around let down.
Turn around let down by DerekD January 14, 2008