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fuckin turgeon 

a term used to make fun of dan turgeon
fuckin turgeon, what are you doing? just buy the damn colts.
fuckin turgeon by Vagina March 6, 2004

Derek Turgeon 

He is loving, Caring, and Passionate. He enjoys working out and cooking. He has beautiful Hazel eyes that water when he yawns. he is tall, but not too tall; might have to stand on your tip toes to reach his lips..but its worth it. He has the most beautiful smile and heart stopping laugh. He is strong and not just physically but emotionally too, he can do anything if he just puts his mind to it. His family means the world to him. He is outgoing and adventurous and loves to have fun. He is wonderful in all ways imaginable. Great in bed too!
Derek Turgeon will always be there no matter what.
Derek Turgeon by babyb00 July 5, 2012
An early age male dinosaur with an 80 inch neck. Favorite snack is the Turkish traditional kebab
" That guy is so annoying, I think he might be a Turgen. "
Turgen by FeetLover5000 May 11, 2022
(n) 1) One of four admins on Solia Online, and the site's code writer. Takes his name from the character in Tolkien's "The Silmarillion" who founded the city Gondolin. Turgon is 14' 7" tall (approx. 4.5 meters) and is fully capable of carrying a fully loaded school bus for seventy-six miles in less than five minutes, but is predominantly a technological academic. 2) A knowledgeable and generally good-natured person.

(adj) To be knowledgeable and generally good-natured.

(v) To move quickly and efficiently, while still maintaining detail and quality.

(adv) To do or have done something quickly and efficiently, while still maintaining detail and quality.
(n) 1)"Did you see Turgon's post?" 2) "...and that should fix the problem. :)" "It did, thank you! You're quite a turgon.

(adj) "I went ahead and fixed the problem. You should be able to use it again." "Thanks! That was very turgon of you!

(v) ""You mean he repaired that gas leak already?" "Yeah, he really turgoned."

(adv) "You mean he did it the night before and still aced it?" "Yeah, he really worked turgon on it.
Turgon by Duke Of Failure June 17, 2009

Dahn Turgenson 

The mystical beast that lies dormant beneath the Sea Of Yeast. Can be resurrected by following the example below.
Jesse James: Dahn Turgenson was my idol until he softened up and got all bitched out by tricks, snitches and fake ass gangstas.
Chicken McGreen: Well, at least he can still be resurrected right?
Jesse James: Yep he can.
Chicken McGreen: How?
Jesse James: We must emblem as many late model Buick Riviera as possible.
Chicken McGreen: Then what?
Jess James: We must then take all the emblems and stick them to as many Ford Aspires as possible. It must all be be done under the full moon. Then The Dahn Turgenson shall rise the next morning.
Dahn Turgenson by Dahn April 14, 2008
Puffy tumor, turmid, swollen, bombastic, turgent...
Our President Donald Trump has a turgent opinion of himself. Inflated
Turgent by Ronny James August 18, 2018