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A one of a kind medical condition in which a Russian dictator's hand is so far up the subjects ass that the excrement has only one of two places to exit. Commonly through the mouth but in some cases through the fingertips while holding a smartphone connected to twitter.
We better hope someone else in the President's cabinet doesn't get Trumpitis or we are royally screwed more than we already are.
Trumpitis by Waldomarty February 8, 2017
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Trumpitis
Noun | Trump-eye-tis |
An unknown, deadly disease that was discovered on November 9th, 2016. Exposure to Trumpitis includes smaller, shrunken hands, bleached hair, and orange skin. Other side effects include nausea, vomiting, grabbing people by the genitals, depression, and the eagerness to build a wall. There is currently no cure to Trumpitis.
However, researchers and scientists predict that the disease will disappear after a new U.S President is elected.
An unknown, deadly disease that was discovered on November 9th, 2016. Exposure to Trumpitis includes smaller, shrunken hands, bleached hair, and orange skin. Other side effects include nausea, vomiting, grabbing people by the genitals, depression, and the eagerness to build a wall. There is currently no cure to Trumpitis.
However, researchers and scientists predict that the disease will disappear after a new U.S President is elected.
Person 1: Oh shit! My skin has gone completely orange!
Person 2: Dude, I think you have Trumpitis. I told you not to go near
that Trump supporter.
Person 2: Dude, I think you have Trumpitis. I told you not to go near
that Trump supporter.
Trumpitis by Irrelevant Person February 16, 2017
Trumpitis
An overwhelming sickness that became widespread in the United States. While this obscure disease has been around for 30 years, it grew to epedemic proportions on January 20, 2017.
Common symptoms are feelings of helplessness, fear, depression, anger, and nausea. Symptoms are most severe when those afflicted by this horrid disease hear the "T" word.
While there isn't currently a cure. There is hope of some healing in about two years.
And in four years, demo-scientists believe this scourge can be cured, and will only be a note in our history books.
Common symptoms are feelings of helplessness, fear, depression, anger, and nausea. Symptoms are most severe when those afflicted by this horrid disease hear the "T" word.
While there isn't currently a cure. There is hope of some healing in about two years.
And in four years, demo-scientists believe this scourge can be cured, and will only be a note in our history books.
Trumpitis ran rampant across the American heartland in the late Twenty-teens causing wide spread fear, poverty, and sadness for most Americans.
Trumpitis by Snickles89 January 22, 2017
Trumpitis
The feeling of sickness, disgust, anger, depression, anxiety, and stress induced by the constant stream of shit coming from Donald Trump.
Man I have a terrible case of Trumpitis, I really gotta stop paying attention to the news and Trump.
Trumpitis by Chuckler1450 February 15, 2017
Trumpitis
"Bubba," the doctor said sternly, "you need to dial it back a little. This is the worst case of Trumpitis I have ever seen."
Trumpitis by Cletis L Stump July 7, 2016
Trumpitis
Trumpitis by ICameHereForTheAppleJuice November 25, 2015