An emotional disease, that mainly affects the heart. When you are sighted by a wild Troy, you will be instantly randy and willing to get filled with his hot beast. No known cure has been discovered, there is however, a remedy; If you fondle Troy's sack aggressively, squeeze both his nipples thrice and softly whisper your darkest fear to him, he will retreat
Dude 1: My wife has a serious case of Troyberculosis...
Dude 2: How can you tell?
Dude 1: Our child looks exactly like Troy! The missus didn't stand a chance.
Dude 2: Mate... Troyberculosis only affects males. I think your wife may of just fucked Troy...
Dude 1: Shiiit
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.