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Trollocks 

An amalgam of the words "Troll" and "Bollocks", describing the ridiculous statements a troll will use to goad and enrage unsuspecting newsgroup/message board/ web forum users into imbecilic flaming sessions.
"Ha, well, I made you reply to me, so I win!"

"Save your trollocks for people who haven't read it a hundred times before. If you're so socially inadequate you can't get people to talk to you without behaving like a socially inadequate imbecile, try the Samaritans."
Trollocks by Hughes. November 14, 2004
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Trollocoaster

A fun ride that one gets on when a good trolling has already begun.

To join a group of trolls for the lulz.
Weaboo: I <3 Naruto ^.^
Troll 1: lol, u fapping to him right now?
Troll 2: here's a link to a good picture of him if u need help *posts link*
Weaboo: U guys r fags!!! Naruto would kick ur asses! NO LIFE!!!
Troll 3: Sorry, that wasn't the picture he meant to post. Here's good one showing his dick. *post link*
Weaboo: Dude stfu!!!! I don't wanna see a picture off his dick!

Random person reads, finds hilarious and decides to join in becoming Troll 4. Thus getting the trollocoaster underway.

Troll 4: Umad bro?
Weabo: YES!!!! gtfo!!!!
Trollocoaster by Cobaltwire February 14, 2012
King Pig doing the trollface, generally used by the drugged-up followers of a certain Team Fortress 2 streamer.
Guy: What the hell is Trollos?
Crackhead: 983749571039592929508138937890540954
Trollos by hello gordon August 16, 2021

trollocaust 

A massive series of banning or account deletions of unwanted trolls in a forum, image board, or social networking site.
Troll #1: Hey, /b/rother! You're back! What happened?

Troll #2: A trollocaust; I was one among many trolls on here that got axed.
trollocaust by Zovos August 2, 2011

trollorist 

/noun/: A combination of troll and terrorist.
Man, that fucking trollorist got on my blog and harassed the shit out of me the other day.
trollorist by BattleMoonBunny October 19, 2020
In Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time" series, a creature of the Shadow that is made by breeding humans with livestock. Huge in stature (at LEAST 10' tall) trollocs feed on any animal (including humans) but usually kill just for fun. If a pack of wolves sees a trolloc, the wolves will attack as wolves despise Shadowspawn. Bands of trollocs are typically commanded by one or more myrddraal, as they will only obey out of fear of the commander.
Those two go together like a wolf and a trolloc.
trolloc by drunken myrddraal October 8, 2009

twollocks 

A combination of twat and bollocks. Best used alongside the word twunting
He was an utter twunt. Everything he said was a load of twunting twollocks.
twollocks by jamalf November 26, 2016