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trogladite 

A mutant creature so vile, its very presence causes famine, slavery and apartheid. Extreme cases result in genocide.
Jenny was the trogladite at Dave's party. Nine months after the party, Hitler was born.

Trolliteration 

Found in many literary essays, this rhetorical device can be used when wanting to troll the reader or audience.
The use of Trolliteration added to the overall effectiveness of the essay
Trolliteration by qwertukl March 3, 2011

trogladite 

a female who has been generously whipped with the ugly stick.
Fuck! Look at that trogladite!
trogladite by sam spiller October 9, 2003

trogladite 

From the prehistoric insects that lived in caves, troglodite is someone who is "out of it," or not "up" on pop culture.
He's such a trogladite; he hasn't even seen the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.
trogladite by Collectiboy January 13, 2006

trollite 

definition: A female troll who acts in favor of feminism and women rights by spreading misandrogeny.

Habitat: Any type of online or offline social convention.

Diet: The diet of trollites varies between small male children and large masculine men but mostly conservative men and some other traditionalist women are considered to be consumed by trollites. Most favorite food in the trollite diet is high self-esteem.

Life Span and Life Cycle: There are no observed infant trollites. However, scientific researches offered some clues which enables to speculate the early chapters of trollite life (see the following). Average trollite life span is 30 years, from beginning with the 15th year and (by the achievement of the ability to attract human males) ending with 45th year (by achieving sanity and self-awareness). After the 45th year, it is considered that trollites metamorphose back into standart human female.

Conclusion: The trollite species are recognized as a communicative threat by the world internet and digital communication association. Current developments and studies on trollite issue do not meet the requirements for establishing precautions and building a universal countermeasure code. However there are many civil activities in order to battle against this recent threat. Some of them like "ridicule them to death" organization even achieved remarkable success.
Why she always gets to the women rights topic?
Oh, nevermind. She is just a trollite.
trollite by vonamsab July 30, 2012

trogladites 

A family of trailerpark imbred trogs welfare recipients, who typically live with their children. Fat woman and skinny man, usually drunk, who give a new meaning to the phrase "bottomfeeder". Typically have Summer Teeth, some'er here, some'er there.
Hey Brian, did you just see the family of Trogladites man they could eat corn thtough a pickett fence.
trogladites by brian August 31, 2005