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A night out with friends involving the excessive consumption of alcohol and cheating on your partner.
"Fucking hell I was twisted last night... fucked some tart, keep it quiet tho don't want <insert girlfriends name here> to find out"

"No worries bruv. What goes on, on tour stays on tour"
Tour by TSC - Eric April 13, 2005
An all night experience with liquor, possibly drugs, and friends of your choice. There will be no sleep. Sex is optional. You go where the liquor takes you
Man i was on a dirty tour last night, im so hungover. i dont even know what happened
Tour by 2344324 July 24, 2009
when someone cannot sit down and work but has to walk around and wave
'Hi C aren't you supposed to be revising'
'No E, i've just go to go and see this really important person in that non desrcript place'

E (to self) any excuse to go on a tour!
Tour by deviouschink June 24, 2010
To go on an ecstacy binge for days at a time.
"I just popped 10 and ive been on tour for 12 days"
tour by mstek June 4, 2007
A 12-hour shift on an oil or gas drilling rig, usually from 12:00-12:00 or 6:00-6:00.
I spent a month offshore working the midnight tour and now my skin is pale as hell.
tour by Ian May 4, 2004
-To Leave quickly from an area
"Tour bud!"
Tour by Glovemonkey June 5, 2003