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Tottenville High School 

Located in Hugeunot, Staten Island, New York. One of the only public high schools on the South Shore. It is filled with over 4,000 students - most are fist pumping guidos, guidettes with orange complexion, alternative kids, or stoners. But, believe it or not, it is nationally recognized as a "School of Excellence."
Tottenville High School...where the grades are low, and the kids are high
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Thotenville High School 

worst school on Staten Island. All fuckboy whites and slutty girls. The institute saves the school from becoming garbage.
you go to thotenville high school?
yea
wow your so white and your prob gonna be a stripper when your older

tottenville highschool

tottenville high school: located in huguenot even though it’s name is tottenville, so u can already guess how retarded this school is. the rest of staten island thinks the entire school is white, but we actually have future dropouts of all races and ethnicities. when there isn’t hoes infesting the place, u get bet that some disease is. that’s most likely why we needed a whole week of gym dedicated to HIV. i think the only reason all them boys wanna transfer here is cuz not less that two blocks away it is ensured u can receive a blowjob behind dunkin’ donuts from one of us thots. not only is the school infested by HIV and thots, but also white boys who think they’re black. it’s believed that only a total of two white students don’t say the n-word. surely u think it can’t get any worse right? wrong. cuz not only do u barely get service but u can always count on deans to say the infamous “WalK aNd TalK.” legend has it that to this day the ghosts of stressed students cry it out as they walk the lonely halls at night. but, somehow, we are in fact a school of national excellence where teachers are somewhat crackheads themselves.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026