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bonerfied 

1. (adj) The act of having an erection in public.

2. (n) A public boner.
Andrew was bonerfied while waiting in line at the movies.
bonerfied by LiVo June 5, 2005

Tinderfied 

The fear from being matched on tinder to someone out of your league.
OMG I'm so Tinderfied...... Help me, please help me, oh god help me come up with something witty to say!
Tinderfied by M Welton October 23, 2014

Bonerfied 

My neighbor is so bonerfied, he makes 14 incher's look like crayon's.
Bonerfied by TheManNowDog33 March 15, 2009

Bonerfied Midget 

A midget on the horn and ready to fuck anything in it's path.
Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.
Bonerfied Midget by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010

Bonerfied 

Bonerfied means whether or not a guy has a hard-on.
I wake up in the morning and I'm Bonerfied!
Bonerfied by eda-skip November 4, 2021

bonerfied 

To be bonerfied means to be certified to have a hard-on at least 8" long.
Matt and I are both bonerfied!
bonerfied by USAF Cadet November 24, 2020