Tom Johnson 

(v) to have a loud and lengthy bowel movement.

I feel a Tom Johnson coming on!

Tom Johnson by jjohs April 19, 2010

Big Tom Johnson 

When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!

YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"

Big Tom Johnson by Kerbangocwm May 2, 2023

tom johnston sandwich 

When two hobos masterbate into a subway wrapper and take turns eating it

Man I’m so hungry I could eat a Tom Johnston sandwich

tom johnston sandwich by hdhkckdjaksockfjiekskw February 8, 2021