An act wherein a
distinguished gentleman inserts a solitary ball into any anus available to him so that upon removable, the ball looks like it is covered in toffee. This is improved vastly by the owner of the anus
reciprocal should he or she eat only toffee for a week.
Supped he verily upon that most
marvellous of treats, the Somerset
Toffee Apple, whilst looking over his blossoming orchard that was being gently
fingered by the divine rays of a retiring Helios. - Dante