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To craig 

a verb, meaning to list something on Craigslist in order to get it out of your life.
"Do you have any pets?"
"Not for long. Heather is going to craig the fish tank. It'll be gone in a hour."
To craig by kingferdinand May 4, 2010

Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decades 

Jenny Craig, the weight loss and nutrition business, is closing its doors after four decades, according to internal communications obtained by NBC News.

The company reportedly announced to employees in an email late Tuesday that they are shutting down "due to its inability to secure additional financing."
Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decades What?

Heading to Craigsville 

An expression used in place of, "We're fucked." Commonly used on Jump Mountain during bear season when hunters have lost their dogs and the sun is rapidly setting.
"Well, we lost our dogs when we were chasin' a bear, so I guess we're heading to Craigsville."
Heading to Craigsville by APkid January 21, 2009

to craigslist 

(verb): to put up a missing persons report for someone on, as the name suggests, Craigslist
have you ever heard of anyone trying to craigslist someone else? I mean the missed connections section doesn't count, since that person you are 'looking for' probably wouldn't see your ad anyways, doesn't want to talk to you
to craigslist by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016

to Craigslist 

(verb): to put up a missing persons/missing pet/missing antique car (for cars it is only in cases where people love their cars more than their actual significant others) report on Craigslist, but specifically in the lost and found section- a section designed for inanimate objects.
IMHO, if you do want to Craigslist a missing person, a missing pet or a missing vehicle- which, although unusual, is absolutely your right- please don't make a fool of yourself, and be kind enough to put your ad not in the lost and found section, designed specifically for inanimate objects, but rather in the missed (emotional) connections section.