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Twattage 

Noun; A numerical measurement of the extent to which a person is a twat. Similar to electrical wattage, the notable difference being that a higher twattage indicates a dimmer lightbulb rather than a brighter one.
1.

"Dude, that kid Eric is such a douchebag."

"Yeah, honestly, the twattage on that lightbulb must be at least 150."

2.

"That guy is such an asshole...what do you think the twattage on that lightbulb is?"

"Him? Definitely a 200 twatt lightbulb at least."
Twattage by gotterdammerung!!!! November 1, 2009
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ratta-tatta turds 

When turds are expelled from someone’s anus in the manner of machine gunfire.
I could hear him from more than a block away shitting his signature ratta-tatta turds!
Nice tits, perfect shape with perfect cleavage
Normally said about a girl that is good looking and has the whole package
Can also be used in place of female when talking about the future
"Katie has some nice ass Tittays"

"I'm gonna get me some Tittays tonight"

"Tittays, I see some nice ass TITTAYS"
tittays by SickSurfr December 19, 2006

Tattay shaat 

Derived from the word "tattay" or balls or testicles. "Shaat" is slang for short circuit. Analogous to two balls being short circuited together like two wires. Used to define a situation when something goes terribly wrong with someone.
Meray baap ney mujhey cigarette peetay dekh liya, meray tattay shaat hogaye!
Tattay shaat by Sindhi Bhau June 2, 2020

thattaway 

Referring to the direction in which one should direct themselves or some other object.
"Ya gotta go thattaway."
thattaway by jetezlavache March 19, 2008
Similar to cleavage, but when she's packing more.
Dude, she's got some massive tittage
Tittage by Lieto March 27, 2017