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Thotimus Prime

(Noun)- A continuation of the acronym THOT (that hoe over there). Name used to represent the chieftain of all hoes. A female achieves this matriarchal role after sleeping with over 100 different people, and remains at this position until dethroned by another THOT or faced by whatever brave soul is just crazy enough to get inside that festering and extremely loose funbox.
After you defeat all the other hoes, you must face the most powerful thot of all; Thotimus Prime.
Thotimus Prime by Darth Achilles February 22, 2015

BE GONE THOTIMUS MAXIMUS 

What you say when you invite your girl to watch the bee movie but she begins to take her clothes off and touch your front stinger
DONT TOUCH MY FRONT STINGER, NOW BE GONE THOTIMUS MAXIMUS

Thoum’st 

Thoum’st is a synonym for “the”,
It is also a abbreviation of

“thou isn’t “
“Mom said it’s my turn with thoum’st X-box” said Timothy.
“We didn’t have a Hot Girl Summer, but Thotumn is about to see us get pregers girl!”
thotumn by FuckGhettoBitches August 31, 2019

Thotamous Prime 

A super hoe.
The optimous prime of hoes.
That bitch fucks everybody she the real thotamous prime.
Adam: "Hey, how many hits have you had?"
Jason: "Damn dude....a thoumany."
thoumany by Pistach April 17, 2010