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thighed burns 

the strip of hair that grows on the upper part of a man's (hopefully) inner leg.
Whenever I manscape, I don't know where to stop shaving because my thighed burns came in thicker than Jamie Presley's hill billy accent.
thighed burns by hurdleston December 8, 2010

thicc thighed boy 

the best type of boy. they do not skip leg day. big ass quads. thicc thighed boys are often big and tall in general. they do not bore others talking excessively about the weight room because they are aware that no one gives a flying shit. may be spotted walking with a limp or icing a different part of their body. can also usually be identified by their spotify play lists which are always good asf.
i’m only a simp for thicc thighed boys.

i just need me a thicc thighed boy to take away the pain.

Beyonce-thighed

Thick-ass legs. Usually stuffed into too tight of clothes.
"Too much KFC has made her Beyonce-thighed?"
Beyonce-thighed by JeffreyAllen February 3, 2006

thighdeology 

A place of worship for thick anime thighs and the best niche hentai-related subreddit.

www.reddit.com/r/thighdeology
guy 1: thick thighs? you could make a religion out of this.

guy 2: what should we call it?

guy 1: Thighdeology?

guy 2: I'M INTERESTED.
thighdeology by cannonfoder February 6, 2019

Thighied 

Person 1: "So how did he die?"

Person 2: "I think he was suffocated by thick thighs."
Person 3: "Ahh.... I see, so he Thighied"
Person 1 and 2 "Go kashoot yourself"
Thighied by Brozpeh Stalin October 23, 2020

Thighdea 

A thought, concept, or image present in the mind that is of such importance that it must be written down on the thighs because no other writing surface is availible.

Thighdeas are generally written down according to importance, with the least important by the knee and the most important on the upper thighs.

People have thighdeas most often late at night or during school/work when there is nothing better to think about.

Most blacks do not have thighdeas as the skin tone is usually too dark for the ink to appear. Some Latinos and Asians have trouble thinking of thighdeas if their skin color is dark.

Thighdeas have become more popular in the 21st century than ever before. Some have even taken the concept of thighdeas to a whole new level by writing homework, grocery lists, birthday/anniversary dates.

Thighdeas are usually written in blue or black pen or even sharpie if the thighdea is important enough.

You are permitted to write thighdeas on your ass only if completely necessary. Thighdeas are NEVER permitted outside the area covered by correctly fitted cargo shorts.

Never shave thighs to make room for a thighdea. Thighdeas are not valid if written on shaved thighs.
Historical FACT

When Steve Jobs thought of the iPhone, he wrote the thighdea on his right thigh and presented the idea to his co-workers the next day.
Thighdea by jwags1568 October 27, 2011