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The radio 

When they hear a song about sex and/or drugs (that parents would get mad at there kids for listening to if they knew the real meaning) they play it for the next 3 to 5 years.

EXAMPLE:

Watermelon sugar by Harry styles

Best Song ever by One Direction

Strip that down by Liam Payne

Slow hands by Niall Horan

Pillowtalk by ZAYN
No Control by One direction
The songs on the radio have questionable lyrics and meanings
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The Radio Flyer 

The idiot who

(1) shops via any store's sale flyers and

(2) is always the one directly in front of you on any store's checkout line.

The Radio flyer never finds anything listed thereat, yet they don't ask for assistance.

They "complete" their shopping, eyeball the checkout girl and produce the sale flyer with a flourish, demanding any or all on said store's list.
The poor girl panics and calls for the store manager.

Only then is it confirmed that everything listed on this flyer was sold out. Years ago.
The Radio Flyer (so named because they have their own internal radio signals) exits, feeling triumphant.

You feel chagrined and embittered as everyone else who was shopping got out already and is/are en route to their homes.

Oh, the Curse of the Radio Flyer...
The Radio Flyer : But this was on the sale flyer !
Checkout Girl : Gasp ! Send for the manager !
Store Manager : Sir/Madam these articles have all ready been sold.
The Radio Flyer : (smirks and exits)
You : Why, oh why, did I shop here today ?
The Radio Flyer by hudson duster January 2, 2010

the radio demon 

A sexy demon from hell who is all powerful.
the radio demon by Pussyhandler10q November 16, 2019

the radio star 

was killed by video
Man: I can't believe Video killed the Radio Star! He can't keep getting away with this!
the radio star by MemeLord4063 December 10, 2020

The Radio Demon 

Hot ass demon from Hazbin Hotel(ment for kids)Names Alastor that all fangirls want to smash.
Girl 1:is looking at pictures on her phone
Girl 2:hey what are you looking at?
Girl 1 : The Radio Demon
Girl 2:let me SSMMAASSHH
The Radio Demon by HazbinFan May 18, 2022

The Radio Saved My Life 

When you are feeling depressed and a good song comes on the radio that cheers you up instantly. Originating from the Bon Jovi song, "The Radio Saved My Life."
I was feeling down in the dumps last night when the radio saved my life.

Hitting the radio 

The act of a black guy with a BBC. Covers his BBC with cocaine and has anal intercourse with a white male. Commonly occors simultaneously as plowing snow.
The other night at 4 am I was Plowing Snow and hitting the radio.
Hitting the radio by Nocrackdak. January 1, 2022