The River 

a place where kids in the Cochella Valley hang out because there is practically nothing to do here.

usually now overcrowed with little kids who look like little whores, hxc kids, or emos.

on a friday night.

girl one: "hmm so going to the river tonight?"
girl two: "yeah i guess what else is there to do?"

The River by Zoé ™ December 28, 2005

The River 

The fifth and last card turned in No Limit Texas Hold'em, Usually followed with the words "Fuck" or "Mise"

I had the four card flush and i hit the 5th club on the river and i was like "MISE!" until i saw he had the full house so i quicky followed with "Fuck!"

The River by Steve November 14, 2003

the river 

The Delaware River

Used by people who frequently cross into New Jersey into Pennsylvania or vice versa via bridge over the Delaware River.

Person 1: So how far away are you moving?
Person 2: Oh, a little closer to the river; my commute to work in New Jersey will be shorter.

the river by JerseyKid February 17, 2008

The River 

Place where bros like to hang out and talk about going to, in actuality usually a lake.

Bro 1: The river was fucking awesome, bro
Non-Bro: It's a lake
Bro 2: Yeah, the river was the shit with your new boat, bro
Non-bro: It's a LAKE
Bro 1: We should hit up the river again next weekend
Non-bro: It was lake-FUCKING-Elsinore!!!

The River by non-brozerker July 1, 2009

The River 

a place in the desert aka the coachella valley that have nothing else to do so they go there and make drama.

it consists of old people who are retired everyday except friday because on friday nights you'll see a whole bunch of wannabe scene kids and wannabe gangsters.

everyone looks the same : either in skinny jeans & vans & really fake extensions, hollister, or baggy shirts, shorts, nikes, etc are what people are in most of the time. most people who live out here are rich.

(myspace bulletin)

Subject: River?
Body:Whose going to the river ? i'm really bored, does anyone wanna go with me ? there's nothing else to do.

The River by ilahyou January 13, 2009

The River Dance Fuck 

When you bang without moving your hips or shoulders in an effort to be discrete.

also known as, River Dance Fucking.

Brenda's grandparents are over for the holidays. They're both blind and deaf, so we've been doing The River Dance Fuck all over the house.
"Honey, I think there's a couple in that phone booth River Dance Fucking." "How can you be sure?"
Once we figured out that people could only see our heads and shoulders, Brenda and I made The River Dance Fuck behind the dumpster at Curly's Smokehouse a Friday night ritual.

The River Dance Fuck by RoyCoup November 15, 2012

The river special 

When you give the sped girl dong

“dang did u give that sped girl the river special?”
“heck yeah i did boy”

The river special by congobongo123 January 28, 2019