The Meier

Noun : A person renowned for being a bust with the ladies, a terrible athlete, and consequently, a failure at life. You may refer to yourself in the third person, ...but this is only because it's your username for online video games. "The Meier" can be summed up in two simple words : Epic Fail.

1. We were all gonna get that puss last night until The Meier showed up and cock blocked the whole group. Fuck that guy has no game.

2. Girl : "Who are you."

The Meieir : "I'm the Meier baby! Heeeeyyy!"

Girl : "I'm out."

The Meier : "Typical."

3. "Cal Lu almost won that game last night until The Meier came in and missed every shot. ...and to top it off The Meier ruined the post game party by creepin on all the chicks!"

The Meier by CLU K-Men July 21, 2009

The Meier Effect 

Any time a student at Mills College finds themself unexplainably attracted to Natalie Meier.

Female #1: Can't you feel that swag eminating from Natalie's body?
Female #2: Girl, that's just The Meier Effect.

The Meier Effect by millsgirl September 5, 2011

fifi the meerkat 

fifi a boy that looks like a merekat when looking for a bus.

fifi the meerkat : hi
Maffu: hey fifi the chinese meerkat
fifi : GAHHH SHUT UP
luck: NO FUCKING ICE!

fifi the meerkat by YESMAN! February 16, 2009

the nick maier 

A action of when someone is distracted by a attractive female and falls on the ground

"pervert stop doing the nick maier"

the nick maier by Rmactough96 August 31, 2011

Meerkats in the wind 

A group of boys who simultaneously turn their heads at the sound of a loud exhaust. Seen in groups of six these meerkats divert their attention from Clash Royale to Cars instead.

"We're like meerkats in the wind the way we look at that VL turbo" - Logan Martin

Meerkats in the wind by Village Chief August 19, 2025