The Lapps 

A family consisting of Hamish, Hannah, and Harmis. The Lapps are a well known group of sketchy Amish folk within the Amish community who run an underground buttermilk pyramid scheme.

The Lapps: *travel through miles and miles of the vast country side via horse and carriage to continue their shady side business.*

Amish man #1, from afar: *suspicious Amish noises*

The Lapps by Peacher Is My Bicn ok September 24, 2020

The Lapse 

An American indie band formed in late 1997. The band was comprised of Chris Leo (formerly of Native Nod) and Toko Yasuda (formerly of The Van Pelt and Blonde Redhead. Chris played guitar while Toko played bass. Both sang. Much of the vocals were delivered as spoken-word. The band released two records through Southern Records; Betrayal! and Heaven' Ain't Happenin'. The band broke up in 2001, and its extensive influence in the United States indie scene is often overlooked. Yasuda currently plays in the band Enon, while Leo leads The Vague Angels.

The Lapse was one of the greatest American indie bands of all-time.

The Lapse by Ted Leo April 23, 2008

what the lampshade 

my friend jeffrey made this up. it means about the same as what the fuck or what the hell

what the lampshade man!?thats my shoe!

what the lampshade by maryjo December 28, 2004

the laps 

lesbian anal poop sex

quaids got the laps

the laps by asdf December 5, 2003

Battering the lampshade

Akin to flicking the bean a term for manual stimulation of the female genitalia specifically the hood over the clitoris. Either as part of female masturbation or an act carried out by an obliging partner

Foreplay was amazing: I was battering the lampshade for hours

Battering the lampshade by csace April 4, 2020

for the laps

a filipino phrase that refers to eating. usually in large amounts, that of a patay-gutom. "laps" is derived from "lafang", an older term which means "kain" in Filipino or to eat.

Ay, for the laps ang tema ng lamok sa hita ko for today's video.
Maaga dumating si Mamsh sa swimming. For the laps ang goal ni beh.

for the laps by melindakieferrr June 24, 2022

lapping the field 

Having sexual relations with someone younger than your oldest child.

I think Steve just finished lapping the field, she’s legal, but that girl was a year behind his daughter at Carolina.

lapping the field by Hota A Ygriega March 8, 2018