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The Vagcannon *Deluxe*

While in the jackhammer position, proceed to remove ones penis, (you will want to take a step back) Insert 3 to 5 Mentos into the vagina, and quickly shove a one liter bottle of Diet Coke into the vagina as well. Squeeze the contents with much force expelling as much diet coke as possible. The chemical reaction will result in a Vagnannon *Deluxe*
That redhead chick I brought home from the bar ruined my good drapes when i got her with the Vagcannon *Deluxe*.

The Maitland Deluxe

The art of giving coitis to your partner whilst simultaneously performing cunnilingus on their dog. The size of the dog does not matter.
Hey bro, heard you got to do the Maitland Deluxe with your misso last night. Congrats bro, thats so dope, how was it?

The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe 

Released in 2022 for Steam, Xbox, PlayStation and Nintendo, The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe is an updated release and sequel to 2013’s The Stanley Parable. Well known for being a meta deconstruction of video game choices and free will, a British narrator (played by Kevan Brighting) guides Stanley to freedom. You will make choices, you will not make choices. The end is never the end is never the end is never (repeat infinum)
This is the story of a game called The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe. One day, it gained an entry on Urban Dictionary and was received with reviews from those on the website. The quote is an example of how the narrator narrates the game, and as such should be read in his voice.

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John: Hey do you want to watch Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2 tonight?
Smart intellectual person: No because I’m not gay

The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe 

A fanbase that is filled with autistic queer teenagers that simp for a disembodied voice.
Teen 1: "Do you play The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe?

Teen 2: "Yeah, The Narrator's voice is so hot."

Teen 1: "For real."

The Narrator From The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe 

Some damn brit that narrates a guy named Stanley who's employee 427 and probably drinks tea and says end is never the end or something
The Narrator From The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is a brit. And I HATE British people.