The DADS

The acronym for "day after drinking shits" applied to the morning bowel movements following a night of binge drinking. Usually dark black or green depending on the type of drink. Usually more liduidy than a normal piece stool.

"hey Ryan, Come check out the DADS i left in the toilet, I must have been drinking hypnotic last night"

The DADS by Devin B June 13, 2006

The Dads car 

A car that everyones friend's dad has that is very fast.

Eh bro you got the dads car today I wanna go fast in it. Hey Greg can you drive your dads car today

The Dads car by yeahIk April 25, 2022

rise of the dads

15th century in ukraine when the Badads had complete control over the ukraine. ukrainians were tortured with snapping beside the head. some say that this was a signal for Emporer Badadio VII to kill another ukrainian hostage. others say that the ukrainians are just simply annoyed by this act. however, this is speculation, no one knows the true reason why the snapping occurred. today, to snap at a ukrainians head is the ultimate sign of disrespect.

all this continued for over a century until 1557 A.D. when Emporer Wedad IV of Egypt assembled an army to oust Badadio and his army of Badads. until this day the ukraine and Egypt are allies. a statue of Wedad IV stands in Kyiv today as a sign of thanfulness for the gratitude shown during the war.

(see boyko)

rise of the dads by Andrew Costello April 24, 2004

Dads who do word of the day 

Usually around a 50 year old male that attempts to send his kids to private school. Also one that might recycle a pogo stick

Dads who do word of the day usually sent the daily word to there family group chat

Dads who do word of the day by 50 year old who plays golf August 10, 2019

Wetting the Dad's Head

The traditional celebration for new fathers whereby, upon arrival of the new born, they procure a lady (different from the mother) and receive a blowjob.

Wetting the Dad's Head - Ecstatic about the arrival of his new son, Steve wasted no time at all in heading to the local meat market to get his head wet in celebration.

Wetting the Dad's Head by Gourmet January 6, 2009

Me dad's in the army 

A reasoning phrase that is often used as a credible excuse even though it may not be true. Implies superiority or immunity.

Prase can be slightly modified to be used as a compliment.

(A)

Jhonno and crew: "Bucko, you're too pissed to drive ya friggin knob"
Bucko: "Its alright boys, me dad's in the army"

- (everybody knows that his dad is not in the army, but thats ok.)

(B)

Bucko: "Did ya hear about Smithy draggin that undercover cop the other night then borin up a darky out the front of his ex's?"
Jhonno: "Yeah man, his dad must be in the army"

Me dad's in the army by Jayboy_Evo January 25, 2008

Suck your dad's dick on the Moon 

To care so little about someone's opinion that you are willing to expend an extreme amount of effort to show how little their opinion matters to you

"You think I give a shit what he thinks? I'll suck your dad's dick on the Moon!"

"As if it weren't clear enough how little James thought of his critics, he proceeded to suck their dad's dicks on the Moon."

Suck your dad's dick on the Moon by Big Beefy Supreme February 11, 2021