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Tensions 

Tensions, similar to sexual tension, is when awkwardness is building up between two people or in a situation.
*friends dad walks in*
You:"Tensions are rising"
Friend:"stop trying to rise more tensions"
Do
Friend's dad: "What does tensions mean"
Tensions by DinaSourBones June 19, 2016

s'tensions 

a shortened version of the word "Extensions"
Mrs. O'Brian we need some serious S'tensions on our projects

she said no...
s'tensions by LIberaloo September 14, 2007

Tantonese 

People whose use of fake tan results in an orange hue to their skin. This orange is different to naturally occuring human hues to the extent that they could well be of a unique new race.
Bill's parents were concerned when he brought home a Tantonese girlfriend.
Tantonese by MajorWalrus November 27, 2010
To be on your "TenToes" is to be aware of your surroundings.
Person 1: Be safe bro
Person 2: Im always on my tentoes.
tentoes by Dopster June 16, 2020

Testonerony bologna pony

DICK. No beating around the bush. The very expensive term for the MALE fuck equipment.
No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!

Textonese 

1. Text speak, or the art of changing the English language to fit into talk-speak.
I'm not 12 years old so I'm not up on my Textonese
Textonese by Skeeter Clemens March 10, 2008