Taupo 

A shitty town in the middle of the North Island of New Zealand. Taupo has one of the highest STD rates in New Zealand and is next to an ancient Supervolcano submerged under a lake. Most people in Taupo spend their days rooting and smoking pot in their State owned houses before getting in their dilapidated, unregistered Holden Kingswood's and going down to the benefit office to collect their dole cheque and make an excuse why they are not paying their child support.
The rest of New Zealand lives in hope that the Supervolcano will one day erupt again and destroy all signs of Taupo.

Boy 1: Hey bro I'm cruising down to Taupo want to come?
Boy 2: Nah, I'm still riddled from the last time.

Taupo by kiwi_boi October 18, 2013

Taupo 

A mean 50% Redbone Coonhound 20% labrador, and 3 percent wolf, dog. Taupo has a good sense of smell too. You can find Taupo on embark

Taupo finally slept after an hour of playing

Taupo by Chikabille January 29, 2021

Taupo 

new zealand town next to a duck pond. the average age is 75 and the youngest person is 38. all the residents live in perpetual fear of the volcanoe erupting again. in summer it is stuffed with tourists. theres also a mcdonalds thats a plane.

i like taupo

Taupo by Stacksofrutherfords May 14, 2024

Tauon 

Tauon, or the Tau Lepton, is the physical manifestation of all of mankind's ambitions and ideals. He is symbolic of all that we can possibly hope to achieve or accomplish during our brief existence in this universe. He is a projection of the astral plane, which has appeared with the purpose of guiding us towards apotheosis, or godly ascension. Those who choose to follow him will be bestowed knowledge and abilities that go far beyond anything they could hope to acquire through human means.

Tauon is the ultimate sex god, at one point averaging 2.8 million sexual encounters a night. However, he has recently made the generous decision of taking a vow of celibacy, so that all the other men on this earth could have a chance at getting laid.

"Damn, Tauon just stole my girl" -Everyone

Tauon by Dubio December 14, 2018

minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.

"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"

minion tampons by minion tampons July 11, 2022

Emotional Tampon 

Emotional tampons are a subculture within the wider Simp culture, they are distinguished by be being more emotionally soaked with their current cheating GF or Ex problems, while she is using her positive sexual energy for another Male.

Dude stop being an emotional Tampon for that Hoe, you already paid the fare...Why the fuck do you allow her to bother you

Emotional Tampon by Felix Jabs Arnold September 27, 2017

Tampon Chewer 

1. A constant whiner

2. A weak and pathetic individual

3. Overall useless pussy

Scott the TAMPON CHEWER who always whines about it being Monday or the weather should be bullied then given wedgies for being so sad and pathetic.

Tampon Chewer by VIGOROUS JONESY August 26, 2013