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Mustn’t Milk Myself March 

Just like in No Nut November, during March, you mustn’t milk yourself for the entire month of March.
Benjamin Dover “Hey, are you participating in Mustn’t Milk Myself March?

don't milk it 

Don't over do it.
Don't milk it kid. It's only an ankle sprain
don't milk it by Shaun the GOAT March 15, 2017

Can't Milk a Horse

Used as an exclamation when noting an obvious or moronic error in judgment. Usually suggesting complete unworkability. Also used to designate a situation one tries to take advantage of, where there is no actual advantage to be had.
#1: "I really thought my new pet snake and my hamster would get along. Well, I guess you can't milk a horse."

#2: Jerry - "So I tried to milk this horse and well... you know what they say: 'You can't milk a horse'."

#3: Fred - "I just tried to hit on Nancy at her ex's funeral, but ya can't milk a horse."

#4: "I invested $8,000,000 on the new line of Pogs, but goddam: Ya can't milk a horse!"
Can't Milk a Horse by Skazu March 4, 2010

Don't Milk 

A shortened version of don't milk it, commonly used in North London.

Similarly one can be a Milk, where by he or she over reacts, ie. Milking it.
Jerome smacks Jemal

Jemal: fam, allow that really hurt, im mean seriously I might be bruised.

Jerome: Nah fam don't milk
Don't Milk by NorfLondonRich May 31, 2011

Somethin' in the milk ain't clean 

A synonym for " Something doesn't smell right"
LaToya Jackson has said in the media that she thinks there was an MJ conspiracy. In other words, she thinks that " somethin' in the milk ain't clean".

Don't Strain Your Milk 

Indicates a person is giving an exaggeration of required effort.
"If I have to drive you home, I'll need to go 3 whole miles out of my way!"

"Yeah, well don't strain your milk..."