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The ancient art of inserting a fully erect penic into the trachea of the victim which leads to an inevitable suffocation of the victim and can often cause the loss of the penis due to mortal clamping of the victim jaws.
Nowadays it is very rarely practiced due to the high risk of loosing ones penis.
God damn it Jonh, I told you that szylinging Robert was not a good idea.
Szyling by aadizzle July 13, 2013
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Slylingual 

A combination of the words sly and bilingual. It is reserved for individuals that posses a cunning ability to manipulate there first language into a second. It can be used negatively or positively depending on the surrounding sentence.
Example 1: Not only is John Edwards a lawyer and a politician, he is also slylingual.

Example 2: Jay-Z's verse on "Diamonds From Sierra Leone" is so slylingual
Slylingual by Brass Palmz May 10, 2010

styling it 

The act of pretending you are a fully sober member of society when in actual fact you are completely wasted from being on a massive session. Most common reasons for styling it being having to go to work when you are still out of it or faking it to your girlfriend or boyfriend you are not an absolute space cadet from getting ruined all last night
Pal1 - Shit so what happened in work to day after we got hammered last night?

Pal2 - It was ok mate I’m the king of styling it. I told my boss I was a bit tired from bad nights sleep when really I was still pissed and wired to fuck from the all day and night session

Pal2 - Wish I had tried styling it I said I was still drunk from a party last night so got a disciplinary in 2 days. Also there’s been complaints to HR about me smelling of alcohol.

Pal1 - Getting sacked then aren’t you you absolute goon
styling it by Lee The King May 31, 2018

larry stylingson 

are you okay <3 i’ll pay for your therapy
do you like larry stylingson ?
larry stylingson by taryn__ May 15, 2021

rainbow styling 

Def 1: adj: to wear/style rainbow coloured clothes
Def 2: adj: Also used to loosely describe vibrant bizarre colourful style/art striking in variety and interest. Usually post modern.
First officially used by the Band 'The Similou' in the song 'All this love'

City roof top, summer night
In your tank top rainbow styling.
Last night girl, like a dream,
Never felt so good, sleepy smiling.

All this love saved up for nothing,
I've never felt so blue
And all this love, rainbow styling.

Free Styling 

The act of styling and cutting hair without a license.
Man, I was totally free styling with my friend the other day and her hair turned out awesome!
Free Styling by theepicginger1 April 12, 2011

jerry styling

Wandering around the web with Firebug and the Web Developer firefox extension open, liberally "borrowing" ideas for your own site from other cool sites. A take on the classic "SIS", which means to steal ideas shamelessly.
I was on a wicked cool blog, so I did some jerry styling of the background image.

Dude, somebody jerry styled my site.

I'm jerry styling for my blog on myspace.
jerry styling by seolevel August 23, 2007