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Selfaholic 

That one person on your instagram feed who takes over 20 selfies a day. This person is usually obsessed with their own self image. Sadly there is no cure for this horrible disease. Typical captions include:#nomakeup #pretty #natural or cheesy song lyrics. Their selfies tend to be edited more than a Lil Wayne album so don't believe them if they say otherwise.
Person1:"Jen is such a selfaholic"
Person2:"Yea I heard she spends hours preparing for her selfie"
Person3:"I heard she dropped out of school because she just doesn't have the time for it anymore"
Selfaholic by GrouchVaude September 12, 2014

Salsaholic 

It specifically targets someone who dances salsa. Someone who is a salsaholic generally dances 5-7 days a week; thinks about dancing all the time; does body movement whilst sitting down; does various basic steps and/or shines whilst standing.

The dance styles which a salsaholic can be involved in is not restricted to salsa, it extends to other forms of street latin such as; Bachata, Puerto Rican Cha Cha, and Merengue. They also might wish to let loose with Reggaeton and Brazillian Samba. Some other types of dance are become increasingly popular throughout the salsaholic community such as: Zouk and Kizomba.
You dance salsa 7 days a week? You're a salsaholic!
Salsaholic by yeders April 16, 2008

Swillaholic 

A drunk who can swill down a 16 ounce malt liquor in three gulps.
Did you see the way Noreen swilled down that beer? She acted like she hadn’t a beer in a long time. Try to see if you can bum a beer off her, forget it! She ain’t nothing but a swillaholic!!
Swillaholic by A lil batty February 9, 2019

syllabolic 

The act of being hyperbolic, while also being really, really silly.

The word was first used by Former President Trump, in a tweet describing how bizarre it was that DeSantis, who had just entered the Republican Primary for the U.S. Presidency, hadn't decided how his own name was pronounced. DeSantis had waffled between a phonetic pronunciation: "Deh-Saan-Tiss" and a stranger "DEE-santis" throughout his political career.

Trump mockingly tweeted that he liked the "syllabolic" version better. Syllabolic was not yet a word. What he meant was the syllabic version of the word. This is hysterically funny in-and-of itself, because syllabic isn't the right word. What he meant was that he liked the *phonetic*.

Trump called DeSantis stupid. DeSantis graduated from Yale University with a B.A. Magna-cum-Laude, then attended Harvard Law, where he graduated as a J.D., cum laude.

Trump used a non-existent version of a word, which was the WRONG WORD, DeSantis stupid, over a minor (albeit VERY strange) inconsistency, in his campaign.

During a broadcast by the Young Turks, a center-left political talk show, hosts Cenk & Ana coined the term 'syllabolic' as someone being hyperbolic and is being so silly about it that you can't even tell if they know they're being silly or not.
Man, that Donald Trump sure was being syllabolic stooge when he called a Harvard Law graduate stupid, using a made-up version of the wrong word to do it!
syllabolic by stooge38 June 2, 2023

syllaboligist 

a rapper that is an expert at grime style spitting of bars.
That G is a syllaboligist.

That thc has turned him into a syllaboligist.

Got a real way with words that G from thc a true syllaboligist
syllaboligist by sijomata October 28, 2019

stellaholic 

A term used to describe someone who is obsessed with the consumption of the alcoholic beverage stella artois.
Natalie will you put that stella down your a stellaholic these days
stellaholic by woods_27 January 12, 2008