Swanky Wank 

the act of renting a nice hotel room for you and your lady then she doesnt show.....so you are forced into masturbating.

this bitch didnt show so i had to tap myself into a swanky wank.

Swanky Wank by greg March 28, 2004

Swanky Wank 

To enjoy the V.I.P of masturbation by wearing a condom

Gotta go, I need a swanky wank.

Swanky Wank by GLC June 2, 2003

Stanky Wank 

When you shit on a dude's dick and then wank him off gettin the smell everywhere.

That bitch smells like she just gave a Stanky Wank.

Stanky Wank by Stenkmeister December 17, 2009

spanky wank 

When a man spanks himself as he masturbates

Did you hear about jim trying the spanky wank? He said he couldn't sit for a week.

spanky wank by dievfksi October 10, 2016

Shanky Wanky 

The secret, dangerous, fifth teletubby. He's Tinky Winky's cousin. He'll cut you.

Ill pull a Shanky Wanky on you!

Shanky Wanky by CrankyCripple July 23, 2010

Shanky wanky 

When you wank with a knife in your hand.
The best and worst feeling at the same time.

‘Hey you free tonight’
‘Sorry no, I’m feeling like a shanky wanky

Shanky wanky by Demon weeb June 26, 2018

spanky wanka 

A spanky wanka is a British person whom always spanks his wanker. (Jerks off constantly)

Jon: hey you wanna go hang out with Pedro?
Mike: Not that Spanky Wanka

spanky wanka by bigmike510 December 20, 2014