Swan Laker 

1) Someone who lives in the Swan Lake Trailer Park in Mira Loma, CA. It is a gated community designed to keep the people in. 2) Someone who would be the absolute last person to attend a ballet or high school. 3) The antithesis of the graceful swan, Swan Lakers are more like inbred Ugly Ducklings.

Jerry Springer won't take no Swan Lakers.

Swan Laker by Bubba84 December 22, 2005

Swan Lake Tits 

When an adult female has super small breast or figure that resembles a ballet dancer or a gymnast. She could or could not have been an actual ballet dancer or gymnast at some point of her life.

Jon: Damn, Jessie has some swan lake tits.

Chuck: Yeah, she used to be a ballet dancer growing up.

Jon: She still could get it, through.

Chuck: Hell, yeah.

Swan Lake Tits by Niobe Rock February 26, 2011

Swan Lake 

Swan Lake is a long and very elaborate ballet composed by Pyotyr Ilyich Tchaikovsky. The ballet contains beautiful scenery, elaborate costumes and dances all set to a fairy tell involving princes, castles, sorcerers, and swans. Swan Lake is one of the three great ballets (The Nutcracker, Sleeping Beauty, and Swan Lake)

Swan Lake is an excellent ballet.

Swan Lake by Exhac May 19, 2006

Swan Lake 

One person (the swan) is beaten and tied up then thrown to the ground. A group of men circle around the person and jerk off on them. After that, hot tar and feathers are poured onto the swan and the men jerk off on the swan again.

Poor Emily, she endured swan lake last night.

Swan Lake by Fuckemily69 August 23, 2018

Swan Lake 

The act of trying to con a referee into awarding a penalty or free kick, witnessed by hundreds of thousands at Premier League grounds on a weekly basis. Particularly used when the incident is performed in an over-dramatised fashion

"Did you see that Drogba giving it a swan lake again at Stamford Bridge? The defender hardly touched him."

Swan Lake by ad_c4 December 14, 2009

swan lake 

a lake made completely of the dead corpse of swans

person one: aw man i just drove into swan lake

person two: aww jeez..as if those swans weren't dead enough

swan lake by naikenblabla September 13, 2010

Swan lake 

The shittiest place on Earth.

Person one:"If I wanted 6474658 pounds of weed, where would I go?"
Person two:"Swan Lake."

Swan lake by Smoke 6ud July 4, 2009