Swamp Monster 

A sound made whilst fucking on a tiled or lino bathroom floor. After just exiting the shower/bath so bodies and floor are wet, most likely during cowgirl position as males back will be hard against the floor and as the motion moves up and down air escapes from the skin and water on the floor causing a horrific swamp monster noise.

How was the sex yesterday?
Dave made a swamp monster whilst I was riding him!

Swamp Monster by Swamp Monster 69 January 19, 2022

Swamp Monster 

When taking a dump, a swamp monster is when you have diarrhea with the exception of one large turd. The turd then lurks beneath your brown-green diarrhea as a swamp monster would in a swamp.

guy one: dude i had a major swamp monster today!

guy two: nuh uh dude thats sick! did you name it?

guy one: yeah..shitzilla

Swamp Monster by leemo20 September 5, 2009

Swamp Monster 

Someone so hideous that they should be banished to the sewers along with their parents who should not have brought such a monsterocity into the world and should of at least killed the child when they realised what a horrific freak of nature they were/are. If disease were a physical being, this is what they would look like.

The people working at checkout in tesco,
Phrases: ''She was a genuine swamp monster i have never seen anyone so vile''

Swamp Monster by Charlie Finn October 1, 2007

Swamp Monster 

A person who likes sweaty, musty, crotch on a person they are having sex with.

Don't shower before your date tonight, Mike is a swamp monster.

Swamp Monster by Dave720 May 13, 2016

Swamp monster 

Noun redneck for an ugly person.

Damn that swamp monster over there wants your number

Swamp monster by Stevil85 October 6, 2016

Swamp Monster 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of two thirds rum, usually Captain Morgan's, and one third creek water, preferably of the brackish variety.

Tommy puked his guts out after finishing his Swamp Monster

Swamp Monster by S-Chow September 10, 2008

swamp monster 

girl gives you a blow job then you fart a realy stinky one then wave the smell from the back side of you to her nose then you shove her head into your dick while shes gaging then she pukes all over her self then you have a swamp monster

My Math teacher pisses me off, so I made her daughter turn into a Swamp Monster.

swamp monster by swamp monster February 21, 2009