Surfy
Your bitch ain't surfy
Surfy by Ducksuknow November 20, 2017
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people who drive for 3 hours, surf for one hour, and drive another 3 hours home. They consider themselves very cool and often wear bordies and bright coloured beaters, t-shirts even when there not at the beach
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Surfy
To be wishy-washy, or sketch-like. When a person or situation seems mysterious, but in a situation that shouldn't be.
Surfy by Term Creator March 11, 2014
Surfy's Law
A law with corollaries outlining the Murphy's Law of Surfing:
When you are paddling out to the take off zone, there will inevitably be a huge set of waves that breaks on your head and insures that you will be exhausted and demoralized.
First Corollary of Surfy's Law: When you finally make it to the line-up after paddling through a set, there will be no sets of waves breaking that you can catch or ride.
Second Corollary of Surfy's Law: When you do take off on a wave and ride it to the inside, there will be another set that arises to impede your paddle out to the line-up.
When you are paddling out to the take off zone, there will inevitably be a huge set of waves that breaks on your head and insures that you will be exhausted and demoralized.
First Corollary of Surfy's Law: When you finally make it to the line-up after paddling through a set, there will be no sets of waves breaking that you can catch or ride.
Second Corollary of Surfy's Law: When you do take off on a wave and ride it to the inside, there will be another set that arises to impede your paddle out to the line-up.
"Dude, I got worked by six mackin' double overhead freight trains on my paddle out. It was like total enforcement of Surfy's Law!"
Surfy's Law by WordSurfer January 14, 2013
Surfy Job
A surfy job is a homosexual sex act in which one of the two partners, in the middle of performing fellatio, pulls his partners foreskin to it's foremost position and blows into it so it inflates a little bit.
"Dude, why are you giving me a surfy job? That does virtually nothing for pleasure..."
"Shut up... it's fun."
"Shut up... it's fun."
Surfy Job by TheMonsterTruk November 7, 2013
surfy_555
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bro 2: No? What about him?
bro 1: He's a real surfy_555
bro 2: No? What about him?
bro 1: He's a real surfy_555
surfer honk
Blowing out a snot-ball when you're sitting on your board waiting on a wave. Usually by pressing on one side of your nose and blowing mucous directly into the sea, but also by blowing snot into your hand and flinging it away from you.
surfer honk by Mr70Homers June 30, 2021