A small town in southwestern Michigan known for Kirsch Company (which has since moved), Tom Bodett (the Motel 6 guy), and not much else. It is a huge meth lab area, and is also known as Little Mexico.
Random person: So you live in Sturgis? Whats it like in South Dakota? Do you ever go see Mount Rushmore?
Unfortunate Sturgis Resident: Um, you're thinking of a different Sturgis. I'm from the crappy one in Michigan.
The term for the penis on a man who has Big Dick Energy. While you can have BDE and not actually have a huge cock, If you have BDE AND a huge piece, that piece is referred to as a Sturgis.
Did you see McGregor wearing that tight pair of Calvin Kleinunderwearafter the Mayweather fight? That man has a sturgis on him.
A Drama infested hell hole. Sex and Drugs dominate and actually going somewhere in your life is obviously not something of importance for the students. If you want drugs, you know where to go. Do you want a Whore, walk down the hallway.
A typical conversation at sturgis Brown High School
"Dude, there were like 5 kids practicallyhaving sex in the science hallway!"
"That's nothing, some chicks were giving each other piercings in the bathroom!"