Stadtman 

Transvestite with small penis and akward around girls because he is secretly gay

Im a stadtman

Stadtman by I love tay tay September 14, 2016

Statman 

One who is very knowledgeable with statistics, specifically basketball stats. Very good with numbers, and usually has a ridiculously good memory. Remembers the most crazy stats that nobody else does.

Statman is helping out by doing the stats for our team tonight!
Did Statman tell you about that Bulls-Pacers game last night?
"Stephen went 6/6 from the 3pt line and had 31pts, 9/13 from the FT line, 8/14 from the field and had 6 Rebounds," says Statman.

Statman by THE Original Statman April 13, 2010

Statman 

Nickname of Suns Forward/Center Amare' Stoudamire.

Statman went off last night with 28 points, 12 rebounds and 4 blocked shots.

Statman by E Style December 6, 2006

Stadlman 

A fun family to be around. They bring joy and laughter to any event. Some may get pissed easily and act cruel, but in the end know how to warm each others hearts.

That went from 0-100 real quick, they must be a Stadlman

Stadlman by Grow up November 20, 2018

Statman 

A person who has sex with an underage minor. Not terrible, but easy to make fun of.

Woah dude, Josh just became a statman!

#stattykid

Statman by jball. August 21, 2019

Stadtsand 

Alternative name for a local bar in Cannstatt, Germany. The word started to appear after people realiced that the "Strand" (beach) had no access to water (prerequisite for a beach).

"I'm sorry boss, I can't make it to work today, I have Stadtsand in my Ritze"

Stadtsand by Schmalzrich June 20, 2022