Spunkture 

When your tyre gets punctured and the tyre sealant jizz fires out all over you.

Jim spunktured all up his own back

Spunkture by SpunkyD September 18, 2020

spunktrumpet 

Your Penis, cock

spunktrumpet by Phil Gregory July 7, 2003

Spunkpire

A word given to the dick thirty hoes . A typical spunkpire will lure u with its phat ass and dope tits after that they will feed on your mineral rich come in order to stay young. How even some decide to go "vegan" and suck vegetable spunk.

-She was gone in the blink of An eye damn she was fire tho

- looks like you have been used by a "spunkpire"

Spunkpire by Amanmakingtheworldabetterplace January 1, 2017

otis spunkmire 

When you bust a nut on your best friends mother's face...

Dude I fucked your mom... Even gave her some Otis spunkmire...

otis spunkmire by Smoke1gang July 9, 2021

Spunktard

A person/object which is certainly uncool and very annoying, and deserves to be eaten by a wild pack of bears/gorrillas/rabbits. An example of this is Bacob, our best friends. Stevie Seymour, the famous guy, is certainly not a Spunktard.

That boy's a right old spunktard, I mean, look at his shoes..

Spunktard by alrightjizzthen December 3, 2009

Spunktard

A slur you use to call someone that failed no nut November

Dude did you here about James! He failed No nut november what a spunktard

Spunktard by WillMD November 12, 2019

spunktoberfest 

A festival celebrated in the city of Dildo, Canada to attract tourists. They took some inspiration from Munich Oktoberfest.

Ana, Julia, Samantha, Razia & Trisha are going to Dildo to celebrate Spunktoberfest. They are starving.

spunktoberfest by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021