Spuffer 

A good looking male; male equivalent of female totty, crumpet, eye candy or a bit of alright.
Spuff (colloq)

That guy over there! Wow, what a spuffer.
Yes, he's a real Spuff

Spuffer by Luanda Pym February 1, 2006

end my suffering 

what you say when you hear a jacob sartorious song

"hey listen to this"
"OH JESUS THE PAIN! END MY SUFFERING!"

end my suffering by Marsquakes August 1, 2016

suffermore year 

the second year of college when you lose direction of your life and never want to come out of your apartment and just stay in pajamas all day; the year you learn more about yourself after being jaded about college because freshman year is over and it's time to get serious

Ashley: How's your sophomore year going so far?
Elaine: Ehh you mean suffermore year? I'm kind of slumping...

suffermore year by EofJAEpalace October 28, 2013

Suffer like G did 

To be put through an unbearable amount of strife.

Source: One of the most famous lines from the Sega Dreamcast game "The House of the Dead 2." Uttered by a flying gargoyle thing, but oddly posed as a question; "G" is your fellow agent who was (presumably) killed.

Friend: "Hey man, how's it going?"
Me: "I tell you what, I'm suffering like G did."

Hero: (Pointing gun at enemy) "Suffer like G did!"

George W Bush: "I promise you that the terrorists will suffer like G did."

Suffer like G did by Logan S. Spamworthy June 22, 2005

Suffering 

humanity

My life is never ending suffering

Suffering by ThatWDude August 6, 2018

senioritis sufferers anonymous 

We tried to have the first meeting, but half of the people who signed up didn't show and the half that did show up were all drunk or high. Instead of arranging the second meeting, a group vote established that we would play paper basketball and then leave an hour before we were scheduled to.

Man, we didn't get anything done at that senioritis sufferers anonymous meeting.

senioritis sufferers anonymous by LRay10 January 13, 2011

Spaffers 

A pair of tits perfect for a big load of cum

I’m going to cover your spaffers in cum

Spaffers by Muckyfingers82 August 13, 2021