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spookler 

a person of any race who thinks the world owes them something because they had a hard up bringing or rough life.
new jersey, new york, massachusetts, maryland, and philly are all full of spooklers
spookler by russtastic April 27, 2009

Spike your spooker 

When someone pokes your perineum, the area between your genitals and your anus unexpectedly with their finger, a sharp object or a long implement such as a pole or a stick for an example.
Bruh, you better watch yourself. If you decide to do the hokey pokey and turn yoself around, I’ll be the one to spike your spooker!

Spookle dookle 

Another name for the great drug, Marijuana.
Yo man, let's go smoke some spookle dookle.
Spookle dookle by Jenna Ginger June 30, 2011

Mooker Spooker 

A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.
Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.
Mooker Spooker by Axel Scar June 15, 2009

Spookletac 

The greatest word in the english language. It encompasses all other words that deal with awesomeness in any way.It is like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious exept way more awesome.
Dude that concert was so spookletac that I just spookletaced my spookletac!
Spookletac by Kyle Pontis August 23, 2007
Diane: "You can't spend your money from the grave, Dave."

Dave: "No you can't, so I'll spend it before I go!"

Diane: "What, you gonna buy some hookers?"

Dave: "No, spookers."

Diane: "What are spookers?"

Dave: "Dead hookers. They'll give me a nice boo job!"
spooker by connorsji January 22, 2010