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The word spaint generally refers to a deficit of maintenance.

Word Origin & History: a word coined in 2007, spaint is a derivative of the word spent intended to exaggerate the original meanings of spent with several additional connotations, which can be derived from context of usage. Spaint is a versatile word that can function as any part of speech except as a pronoun, preposition, or conjunction.

noun. spaint a spaint
1. a person, place, or thing in an unmaintained state.
2. a spaint; a person who habitually lacks maintenance.

adjective. spaint
1. a modifier describing something or someone in an unmaintained state.

verb. spaint, spainting , spainted
1. to become spaint; to act in such a way so as to decrease the level of maintenance of a person, place, or thing.
2. to willfully achieve a state of altered consciousness, diminished sobriety, or questionable maintenance.
3. to spend money or use resources unwisely.

adverb. spaintly

1. to do something in a spaint manner

interjection spaint!
1. an exclamation used to describe a general lack of maintenance or to bring others' attention to either a general or particular instance of lacking maintenance.
1. "Its not going to be a good day today, I feel spaint in the air."
2. "Don't smoke meth, George; you don't want to become a spaint."
3. "After drinking too many PBRs, George became a spaint son."
4. "I can't believe Peter spaint his bike into the wet concrete, how could he not see it."
5. "George spaint himself on the crack pipe."
6. "George spaint all his money on soda, and all his time watching television."
7. "George drove the golf cart so spaintly he crashed it into a sand trap."
8. "In response to George's crash-landing in the sand trap, his passenger Will turned to him and yelled 'spaint!'"
Spaint by spaintson May 7, 2013
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man that guy needs to get his shit together, so spaint!
spaint by dsimmsdad April 25, 2010
Adj: Something that is broken or not working properly.
The escalator is spaint again.
spaint by DNUNZ January 6, 2008
When a girl who uses spray tan gets a little overzealous and ends up with a spray tanned taint.
Guy 1: "How was that girl you hooked up with last night?" Guy 2: "She had a great ass but when the thong came off i saw her spaint."
spaint by taint slayer May 16, 2010
A can of paint (as for walls, ceilings, ...) mixed with an ejaculation of sperm, so as to leave your mark or tag on any owned house, garage or other remodeling. Usually, of course, known only to you or your bros.
I've made & used spaint on the walls of every house I've lived in.

I've used spaint in memory of every place I've lived.
Spaint by AlvordSky July 13, 2025

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker 

A saint who fucked a lot of goats; one of Sam O Nella’s best creations
...and Saint Jerry the Goatfucker who, as the name implied, fucked a lot of goats.

Spain's ass 

Spain's ass is a gift from the heavens! It is the best ass in the world. It don't matter if you think your ass is the best, no no. Spain's ass, is the best ass.
"Hey did you see that guys ass?"
"It was nice but it's no Spain's ass."
Spain's ass by hadesismyfather August 31, 2016