spadge 

someone in authority who thinks they can get away with anything

mix of police badge and comes from saying that a police badge is a 'do whatever you want and get away with it badge'

D:Mr Stokes sent me out of class today

F:He's a spadge him

spadge by Brian Carvalho July 24, 2023

Spadge 

Spadge is a term coined in the Scottish kilt hire industry for dried semen on a returned hire kilt. It is derived from a contraction of the words "spunk badge".

"They asked me to clean the spadge off that Hunting Smith with a wire brush, so I told them where they could stick their job" - Sonia, an ex-employee of a kilt-hire company.

Spadge by Tumshie April 30, 2010

spadge 

British: A loving term for a young son or grandson - used by Dad or Grandad - perhaps originally from Lancashire.

"Howdey little spadge"

spadge by Norman Howard September 14, 2005

Spadge 

In Australia spadge is pussy,straight female NOT dyke.

"I copped a flash of spadge,mate. Crikey it was orright!! Blood Oath!!"

Spadge by Bruce March 17, 2004

spadge 

British: A young person, usually used by aunts or uncles

Hello my little spadge!

spadge by Ultrelusive August 12, 2005

Spadge 

Cum, spunk, gentleman's gel, valentines porridge.

"I filled the hairy cup with my spadge."

Spadge by Stouffer November 7, 2002

spadge 

To slap someone in the face with your schlong.

She was pissing me off, so I gave her a good spadging. That shut the bitch up!

or

He called me a ponce, so I had to spadge the fucker.

spadge by Tex56789 May 11, 2006