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Lord Sobek 

All Hail the Mighty God who allows thy reproduction but requires sacrifices of mummified crocodiles to preserve sperm counts.
Oh thank Lord Sobek my car survived the accident.
Sobek is a crocodile god of Nile in Egypt. He can haunt you too.
Caleb from Geneva, New York was haunted & then possessed by Sobek when he visited a museum to see a mummy who was an Egyptian priestess protected by Sobek in her afterlife. To know more, use base64 decoder to decode this aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj1zRS1BMlVfc1BhUQ==

Mr. Michael Sobek

The hottest teacher in some people's opinion
Mr. Michael Sobek is not even my teacher and he is so hot that I want him to pound me. My favorite part is his butt.
an egyptian god (of the nile), an awesome name for a bubbler
Sobek-"As he is a god of the nile, the water pours forth from his sweat and the herbage is made green."
sobek by Nistrams420 April 24, 2004

sobeskies 

a really awful slang word used by annoying chicks who want to unsuccessfully improve upon the word "sober"
girl 1: hey girl, i totally talked to mike yesterday!
girl 2: oh yea, were you drunk as shit?
girl 1: no! i was completely sobeskies!
sobeskies by NeverSaySobeskies October 7, 2010
A girl who gets drunk off of one shot, and kicks ass in Halo. Has a thing for guys named Ethan. She is the type of girl who will be up until 5am on a school night browsing memes.
Sobeski hooked up with another Ethan at that party last weekend!
Sobeski by YawnGomes May 3, 2018