Snail bait 

Snail·bait pronounced sneyl·beyt (noun):

Any object or strategy used to lure a snail is out of its shell.

*google* Snails eat mushrooms? Snail bait!

Snail bait by Bail Snait August 22, 2011

Snailbate 

when you masterbate but run out of lube or lotion then sneezing into the palms of your hand(s) using mucus as the substitute.

She was so dry to the point, where, I had to snailbate just so I’d finish” -your father

Snailbate by Daddyion April 7, 2020

Snailbate 

Blowing your nose into your palms and using the mucus as lube to masturbate

I had no lube so I had to snailbate.

Snailbate by De air he in is gay April 21, 2020