Smurgeon 

(SMUR-jin) Noun. An ultra-tight vagina or rectum that has yet to be penetrated by anything (i.e. Penis, Vibrator, Finger, etc.). So tight and, "Unopened" that it may cause discomfort for both parties: The, "Pitcher" and the, "Catcher."

For antonym, see: "Crupple."

John: Are you okay from last night?
Erin: Yeah, I am okay now but that hurt.
John: I thought you didn't have a smurgeon.
(Later In The Day)
Tyler: So did you get some?
John: Heck yes!
Tyler: Does she have a smurgeon?
John: Not anymore hahahah.
Tyler: Thanks for painting that mental picture in my mind.

Smurgeon by Miss I'm proud of my smurgeon March 12, 2008

Smudgeon 

Short person that paints

The art show features Maryland’s newest smudgeon

Smudgeon by Suzins May 27, 2018

Brain surgeon 

That dude tanisha be fucking with.

Damn bro I didn’t know tanisha was really fucking with that brain surgeon, you think if I got rid of my yee yee ass haircut she’d stop fucking with him.

Brain surgeon by Savage X January 21, 2021

virgin sturgeon 

A virgin sturgeon is a fish that doesn't produce any roe. Or wade.

She was minnow less - a virgin sturgeon.

virgin sturgeon by Cranberry Bob February 28, 2020

I AM A SURGEON !!

bro might be a surgeon

dr Shawn : "I AM A SURGEON !!"

I AM A SURGEON !! by QuandaleDinglefan May 11, 2023

sturgeon face 

the turning down of the corners of the lips to signify disdain, chagrin, or pensiveness; based loosely off the face of a sturgeon (a type of fish)

a typical response to disgusting or unfortunate news

Math Teacher: Jimmy, the front office wants to see you. Apparently your grandmother just died. Also, you got an F on your Calculus final.

Jimmy: *sturgeon face*

sturgeon face by fishyrace April 28, 2009

surgeoning 

The act of exiting a public bathroom, without touching anything after washing one's hands (in order to avoid germs).

The result usually makes one look like a surgeon entering the OR. Thus the word.

A:I am sorry it took so long, I was surgeoning and could not elbow the door open.
B: No problem. Next time try to wait until someone comes in and you can sneak really fast through the closing door.

surgeoning by OCD Panda November 10, 2011