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smurfburn 

Made a big splash dropping the boys off at the pool and ended up with a Smurfburn
smurfburn by Tonythetiler March 25, 2016

smurfnurblin 

To be depressingly aroused; an extreme desire for sexual satisfaction that results in a bout of anxiety.
"Kerrrrrrry...Smuuurfnurblin..." cried Daniel.
smurfnurblin by Kevin Rychel October 12, 2004

smurfberries 

This is another word for triple c, since they are red, have a sweet taste, and if you take enough of them then you start tripping like a smurf. The safe dosage is usually 6, though I've taken up to 8 without any trouble. Wouldn't suggest going over this though. Besides DXM, the other chemical in these is really dangerous, and can make for a very nasty & painful overdose.
Me and my friend were popping some smurfberries earlier.
smurfberries by Aaron September 18, 2004

Smurfberry Pancake 

The act of making a pancake with blueberries and raspberries, then inserting the folded pancake into a woman's vagina and proceeding to insert a male's penis into the pancake inside the vagina.
I wanna give you a smurfberry pancake so bad right now!

smurdburgler 

Tyrant and arch enemy of the hamburgler, one who smurgles you in your orifices while you are fatigued from jogging
Yesterday i heard josh was smurgled by the smurdburgler so hard in the mouth he himself died from smurd poisoning.
smurdburgler by Carder March 4, 2007

smurfberry juice 

Slang term for a brand (Blue Thunder) of Nitro Fuel used in racing radio controlled cars.
I hate this Smurfberry juice, it runs way too hot.
smurfberry juice by Anonymous September 4, 2003