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smootherness

A way to quantify how smooth you are
Nailing every chick on the floor took some mad smootherness.

smootherine 

A man who is superiorly suave, or more"smooth" than most men. Aka a man with swagger.
This man is a smootherine.
smootherine by IsaacBambooa March 17, 2017

smothercate

The act of an obese person rolling over on their slimmer mate, usually resulting in death.

A combination of sufficating & smothering someone to death
I was watching CSI the other night, and this fat woman smothercated her boyfriend, or whateva
smothercate by OSA March 3, 2005

smothercate

Smothercate is the hypoxic condition resulting from the lack of oxygen through mechanical, compressive or chemical interference with resperation. Smothercate is the consolidation of many words with the same meaning; successfully replacing smother, suffocate or asphyxiate and their variations.
Cyndi thought she would smothercate from all the smoke.
smothercate by Big Wave May 31, 2007

Smotheration 

A combination of smothering and suffication, typically with pillows. See also: Smotherate -ed, -ing.
Well officer, it seems the victim succumbed to violent smotheration.
Smotheration by Curtis Meyer October 23, 2009

Smothecate 

1. usually used when describing how someone can be smothering and suffocating you at the same time. Used in reference to a significant other, spouse or friend..... being smothered or suffocated with feelings (usually unwanted).

2. the way a person with claustrophobia would feel in a tight spot (smothered and suffocated)
1. Why you always tryin to smothecate me with your "I Love You's" or I feel like I am gonna smothecate in this relationship.

2. I felt like I was about to smothecate in the damn elevator with all those people.
Smothecate by NyLilmommaNicNic36 November 30, 2009