Smartgun 

A gyroscope mounted, Infrared aim assisted and auto targeting light machine gun used by the marines Jennette Vasquez and Mark Drake in the James Cameronmovie Aliens (1986). Also known as "Adios", "Bitch," and the "Independantly targeting particle beam phalanx." God help you if you piss someone off who wields this beast. I want one.

see also, bfg

"Check it out. Indepentantly targeting particle beam phalanx. WHAM! Fry half a city with this puppy :P" Private Hudson onboard the marine dropship.

"LETS ROCK!" "YEAH!!" Privates Vasquez and Drake before going bat shit crazy with the smartguns in the atmosphere processor.

"Hey kid! Theres a smartgun here with your name on it." Unknown colonial marine in the 2010 video game aliens vs predator

Smartgun by monkeyskitz April 27, 2010

shartgun 

When you have gassy diarrhea and spray a shotgun like pattern of shit all over the toilet walls.

I shartgunned my mom's toilet the other day when I had some bad diarrhea from eating at Pancho's.

shartgun by Ched Daily July 22, 2014

shartgun blast 

an especially forceful wet fart that shoots pellets of undigested food (such as corn) into your undergarments

I bent over to pet my cat and shot my canary with a shartgun blast!

shartgun blast by Ogo1984 July 15, 2010

Shartgun hit 

Much like a shotgun hit in which one person takes a hit of any smoked substance and blowing it into their smoking partners mouth but not. Instead it's where a smoking partner takes a hit and seals their lips to another persons chocolate star fish and blows the the smoke or vapor up their partners asshole

Random PNP Chad "Yo bro, I meet this chick on skip the games last night that was down to parTy, I tried to get her to let me boof her but she wouldn't let me. She did let me shartgun hit her though!"

Shartgun hit by Sopstic December 18, 2021

smartcunt 

Like a smartass but worse.

ex. Joe: I bet i placed at least 3rd in the race.
Steve: thats great how many people where in the race?
Joe: three
Steve: your a smartcunt.

smartcunt by TwIsTeD_sOuL February 19, 2004

Shartgun 

A gun used to shoot bullets made of a liquidy like fecal matter

Hey Jared you should shoot your shartgun at that girl over there.

Shartgun by Huebert February 23, 2010

smartjunk 

The bulge in your front pocket from carrying around an iPhone or Android.

I lost my phone when I was carrying it in a holster, but now I am carrying it smartjunk-style

smartjunk by bgutz November 22, 2010