Slowld 

The unimaginably frustrating pace employed by people over the age of 50 when they venture out of the home either on foot or driving a vehicle and manage to get themselves between you and where you want to go. It's very likely this is done out of embittered spite against happy and young people due to the accumulation of misery and suffering through a person's lifetime.

I went to get a sandwich on my lunch break but got stuck behind a granny going so slowld I had to go hungry.

Slowld by Akkenru June 19, 2019

slowdive 

an amazing shoegazing band. like my bloody valentine.

"woah this song is making me sleepy"

slowdive by Nick November 20, 2004

Ligar-slowed 

When a person or team is about to sweep their opponent, then the opponent preforms a reverse sweep.

We almost won the game 2-0, but we got ligar-slowed in the last few second so the final score was 2-3.

Ligar-slowed by dragonkid220 June 4, 2017

slowding 

Slow loading internet access on a computer. Combination of slow and loading.

The computer is slowding.

slowding by Martha Gomez August 12, 2007

slowdive 

A British shoegaze band with the dreamiest sounds.

Hey, you should check out Slowdive; they're rad!

slowdive by shoegazeisnotded June 17, 2020

Slowdive 

Makers of Souvlaki - the best shoegaze record ever made.

Lets put on Slowdive and have sex

Slowdive by Carbonara April 3, 2008

Slowly Educated

When you don’t have that much education as everybody else.

Person 1: Bro, you slow!
Person 2: Naw bro, just slowly educated.

Slowly Educated by Slowboi124 November 18, 2019