Sleep Sand

The results of leaving your make up on all night. It typically causes the mascara to come off weirdly in the morning and can feel like gluing one's eyes shut.

Girl One: "Awww! After that party last night, I passed out without taking my make up off."
Girl Two: "Oh, don't tell me you have sleep sand?"
Girl One: "Ugh. Yeah I do. It's going to take 20 minutes just to remove it."

Sleep Sand by ThePlatypus July 16, 2010

Sleep sandwich 

When ur hungry but instead of eating you go to sleep. You usually wake up with out the feeling of hunger. This is a step down from a "wish sandwich", which is two
Pieces of bread with nothing in between. You wish you had something to put in it.

I was gonna get a meal but I fell asleep
and had a sleep sandwich instead.

Sleep sandwich by Keythe856 November 1, 2011

Porn Sleep Sandwich 

When you have a wank last thing before bed and then another one as soon as you wake up.

Feeling absolutely fantastic today boys. Put the second slice on my porn sleep sandwich this morning

Porn Sleep Sandwich by Adrian’s pal October 23, 2023

Sleep sandwiching 

Sleep sandwiching is a form of sleep walking involving the making of a sandwich. It is most commonly a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The afflicted will have no memory of the event come morning. They may also seem slightly dazed or confused.

WARNING: Do not attempt to wake the afflicted individual. As with any form of sleep walking, it can be highly dangerous and traumatic to do so. Sleep sandwichers will often be extremely defensive of their sandwich and the waker may be putting themselves in harms way.

Possible side effects of sleep sandwiching include greater variation in weight, morning grogginess, increased reports of hauntings, and very very confused housemates, who do not understand how the peanut butter ended up in the bathroom.

My brother suffers from chronic sleep sandwiching.

Sleep sandwiching by HeyCrazyLady December 12, 2017

sheep sandwich 

The act of cunnilingus on a woman.for example: What would you like for dinner? I'll have a sheep sandwich!

for example: What would you like for dinner? I'll have a sheep sandwich!

sheep sandwich by Jasperco November 18, 2013

sleephandy 

When a girl gives you a handjob while sleeping, passing out before or during the act

Rando Asian girl gave me a sleephandy last night. ???

sleephandy by Arty Ziffskies April 1, 2012